We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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