This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
