you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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