the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
