I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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