That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
