I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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