we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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