I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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