sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
