I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
