It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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