You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Are we still banned from the library?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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