okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
