Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
