Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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