I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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