So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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