i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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