everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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