I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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