i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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