it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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