that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
