my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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