Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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