no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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