Just fell off a train. Bad.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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