My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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