so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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