At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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