We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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