Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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