we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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