i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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