ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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