You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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