i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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