just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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