So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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