Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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