I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Randomize
