so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
