Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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