Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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