so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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