Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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