she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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