no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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