Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
sarcasm needs its own font
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need a beard to bite.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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